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她告诉我,本想出门活动一下,一露头,风大,于是蜷缩了回来,说不如乖乖待在家里。这叫我忍俊不止。

她总是以可爱的名义懒怠或者以懒怠的名义可爱。

她是谁呢?

她说,她是一名姓毛的老太太。

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我跟在她身后,悄悄的,蹑手蹑脚的。可是她还是听到或者感觉到了身后的我,一侧身,给我让出上楼梯的路途。

我说:没事儿,您走就是。

她总是乐呵呵地:我慢,你先。

过了年九十几了?

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